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WENDYS BACONATER hahahhahahaah

im like what??
adn then u sed screw it im goign to macdonalds
HAHAHAHAHAHA not macdonalds rite??

u say yea macdonalds its cheap

and i say u sukk

tehn u were all like im going to im rip ur head off
adn u tryed but FAILD

lolz

then i riped ur head off and there waz blood evrywhere adn u were cryin and u say dont rip my head off plz

hahaha ur 2 late i alredy did

crap u said crap crap crap i has no head

adn then suddnly a limo drove up and inside was KELLY CLARSKON omg omg!!!!!

adn shes all like whos ur friend adn i said nobody just some headless macdonalds midskooler and she said thats so lame so how bout some free TICKETZ 4 my concert tonite???

yeah baby hahahahah i got kelly clarson tix and you got no head!!!!! i was laughin sooooo hard!!!!!!!

THEn she says u want 2 ride in my limo? ummm…. duh that wuz a dumb question kelly. i said. hahahahahahahah yes plz. and we went all over new york and MIAMI BEACH

moral of da story iz dont go 2 macdonalds!!!
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IF U SEQUEL THIS 1 WISH WILL COM TRUE !!!!

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