I realize Robin was probably a boy’s name in the original story, but considering the source I hereby grant myself extra creative license.

cackles

Fantastic.

awwww!
That is so sad!
Nice work!

Nothing turns me on more than adherence to the rules of the English language
Always nice to read about another English Snob. We’re increasing in numbers, people.

I love this.
I love that it was inspired by a post that never should have been, and it’s the cutest ficlet snark smackdown I’ve read.

That was awesome. =D

that was cool.ten pts!

Amazing I must say much more entertaining than the blocked/ Mature one

proper grammar… it IS sexy.

i love it.

haha. i love it. it makes me want to read more stories that have to do with this—yet anymore would just ruin it. lol. nicely done : ]

this is hilarious!!
so much better than the stupid prequel.=]

hahahaha. You’ve made my day. Thank you.

ha! you have no idea how many people irritate me with that!

I love it! “I could never love a boy who types in all caps.” Haha…gold.

I HAVEEEE NOO IDEEEUR WHT UR R TLKN BOUT !!!!!!
Lol, it sometimes annoys me too.
luv,
K13

wow, you have no idea how much it bugs me. a last boyfriend use to type in all caps all the time, but luckily he stopped when I asked him to =)
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nice sequel! really like how the prequel was uhm… how to but this nicely.. bad. 0=)

Wickedly funny

This was good until I got to “You’re blocked from my heart with a warning level of 100%.â€? And then it was great.

I haven’t gotten a good laugh from reading something like that in a long time.

Great job, responding to utter random crap with something enjoyable.

Ah, yes, I love this. It is absolutely perfect. There is nothing I love more than a scathing retort to utter nonsense.

OOH ! SOMEBODY CALL A FIREMAN BECAUSE HE GOT BURNED !
Oh whoops caps lock…

As we would say on Fark, a golf clap for the submitter!

okay……not that it’s bad it just wasn’t my kind of story.

Perfect punctuation is the key to perfect relationships; how else will you know what they mean? Ha Ha. Ha? Anyway….

darn funny. Annabel lee—your comment is equally hilarious.

I can’t stand bad English grammar…and English isn’t even my first language. Great story.

Hahahaahhaah….oh, chortle chortle, chuckle an’ whatnot…
~
Now if only it really were that way in the world…
5/5

Give how poor grammar and punctuation in forum posts makes me want to drive my forehead through a brick wall, this gets an automatic 5 stars from me. Wonderful!

I like how you’ve picked a topic that many people think about but don’t often talk about – great material & quite well written. Bravo! – Yoda

very cute and sincere. I was able to picture Robin typing away her thoughts about love and instant messaging etiquette :)

I loved it!
=]
Cute, it annoys me as well. My ex substituted S with 5 and e with 3. =/
As well as typing in ALL CAPS , luckily he stopped when I asked him to do so.
I also dislike people who type like this:
43||0 [hello] LoL
What do all those FREAKING symbols mean!!!
=]

This is so true, most gamers and online gangsta’s use that type of slang. Its a bit shallow, but your text tells you who you are as an individual. I know where you are coming from where one’s text can tell a persons personality. Organization and structure shows good quality when it comes to being educated. On the other hand, typing like this ” ! l0v3 y0|_|” seems a bit psychoish and it shows lack of online ethic.

I’m not sure, but maybe she just isn’t attracted to idiots. “And Robin said” Now, I don’t claim to be an English major, but I am almost certain that you can’t start off a sentence with “And” Googles Well I guess you can, according to SOME sites, but it is still utterly retarded in my mind.

Nice…. This sounds like you tried to date an english teacher..

Thank you, Billy!

First things first – I claim to be an English major. And, I thought this was great. I don’t believe I have brought myself low enough yet to end something with someone because of their grammar, and I for sure won’t.

Note To User 6624 – I’m glad Google is there to help you with all your grammatical needs. :) The English language/grammar we use today is a derivative, therefore its continually progressing. But… I guess you knew that already? If not, I’m sure Google is willing to assist.

Sweet. I love it.

haha I’m not sure whether this is only a short story or real life but this girl is pretty retarded either way.

haha thats funny. Now you use correct grammer and punctuation.

This was fabulous. Fabulous.

The sad thing is, I really know little computer nerds who would break-up over online grammar.
This is one of teh cutest ficlets eve’!

Yea! I thought I was the only one who cared enough to write as well as talk like you were educated beyond the 3rd grade. I love what Annabell Lee said, “Proper grammar, it IS sexy!” I’d never look at someone a second time if they had poor grammar skills. Another english snob, indeed, count me in too! Way to go, you made my day!

This is funny, and I agree with the sentiment, too! I’d prefer correct capitalization and punctuation, but all lowercase is way better than CAPS LOCK in my book :-)

this was great, it so annoying when people TaLk liike Diizzz. Made me want go spell things. terrific.

I love the melodrama.

wow i love it.
very funny.
nice writting

wow i love it.
very funny.
nice writting