The Dod's published ficlets
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Weapon advertizement (Elsha's Funny How Challenge)
It’s funny how musicians “with an attitude” use gun-shot and gun-loading sounds in their tracks, thus advertising the weapons…
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Surfer boy goes wild
... I mean I thought I did. I even started thinking in mid air that I was still holding a gun in my hand.
Then he did some a…
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Color perception is a matter of geography
They’ve spotted me. I tried to disguise myself as one of them. We’ve studied them for years. I was trained in acting and thin…
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Awesome still can't catch up with events
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Is awesomeness worth all that tuna?
“He grows too fast. There’s no stopping him. He’s eating through resources like an alpha release of a Microsoft product. We t…
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Hop, Scotch. Hop!
“Hop, Scotch. Hop. Hop like the wind”, she cried. Special agent Sean “Scotch” McGinger wasn’t easily distracted (not even by …
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The price of sin [a minimum length PREquel]
Hubby was obeying the mistress, like he didn’t enjoy his slavery
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Decisions, decisions [minimum length challenge]
“Can the decision to travel back in time be undone?” he wondered
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Last man on earth [minimum length challenge]
The last living man hated the door bell. “Go away woman” he said
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The alternative future of Spider Pig
“Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
digs whatever a spider digs.
never swings, only digs,
and then he eats it like a pig”...Tears …
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The princess remixed
In a far away country, on a winter night, there was a ball with a DJ from Jamaica. The servants got the night off, so when th…
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Bitchy haiku (to Teacha)
Joy in the courtyard
Opportunity knocking
Concubine gained weight -
Stupid bunny won't start
Piggy was late. He was always late, but this time it was going to cost him his job, and he knew that. He knew the signs.
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Bed time for Princess
The porn movie was all over the Internet now. There goes my dad’s chance of getting reelected. Now he can feel the way I di…
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The cat who looked human
Laura was chewing off yet another mint condition comic book.
I took it away from her, tried to switch it with a sock, but she… -
A 911 character long story
Edgar Allan Polar Bear (aka eAPB) was having a good day. Not that you could tell. Polar bears can’t really make facial expres…
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What's a nice kid like you doing in a mess like this?
Way back when humans used to sail the seas and bitch about it, they used to have a ridiculously large hall called mess hall...
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OK. You're noticable. Happy now?
Do you turn around? No. Do you see me? Of course not. I’m a pro.
My brother and I have been working rich bitches like you in…
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Gregarious, yet sneaky
Being gregarious is a canine female. People keep wondering what’s in it for you, and if you say: “that’s nothing, I’m just …
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And now - a modern twist
“I’m not good at names”, he said. “For all I care, you can call it the 6 o’clock news”
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